Clotted Clam

A nasty whore pussy. Leaves the worst stank and cheesy discharge known to man.

I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.

Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Clam Slam

The female equivalent of tea bag.

When Diana killed that sniper, she put down a mean Clam Slam on his forehead.

by K2they October 28, 2014

Roof Clam

a flying saucer that has landed on an earthlings roof. Most likely to enticing f@#$ing JAMS being bumped.

YO Darren had a roof clam on his house last week. Now his songs are playing through the airwaves!!

by Zordy September 27, 2020

Salmon Clams

Ignito word to use in order to determine if a woman is down to scissor. Say it really fast three times. Slamm’in Clams

Do you like salmon clams? I’m up for some fun tonight.

by FCDubbs August 25, 2022

Sweet clam

A perfect pussy; tight and very good tasting

She’s got a nice sweet clam. Tightest and tastiest I’ve ever had.

by infantrydog71 January 28, 2019

clam whack

Clam whack is when you slap a female in the pussy so hard they make blue whale mating calls

Bro1: dude I thought you were going to Stacey's house tonight? what happened?
Bro2: nah man she got mad at me after I clam whacked her as a joke.
Bro1: Lmao you aint getting no coochie tonight

by My_coochie_smells February 25, 2019

Clam tap

A short vaginal massage, typically focused on the clitoris.

If you're good you'll get a clam tap.

by realist_98 May 1, 2011