cincinnati clam

When you are doing it doggie style, pull out, cum in your hand then slap her in the face.

-Z

Last night I was banging your mom and she asked me to give her a Cincinnati Clam.

by Sgt. -Z May 2, 2016

Clam spam

A vagina picture; The equivalent of the male "dick-pic" often used to entice the intended reciever but is actually unsolicited

"I can't believe she keeps clam spamming me. I'm going to have to block her"

by Palomanoma October 12, 2016

Clam Bomb

When a female drops her vagina on a man -or- woman's face, typically in an aggressive manner.

Damn! Did she clam bomb you?

I got clam bombed last night, and she hasn't showered in two days!

by thepensmen September 7, 2016

smashing clams

When two females’, slam into each other in the scissor position.

Yo Gertrude, smashing clams with you is so enlightening.

by KatSeren January 23, 2018

Honking Clam

Used to describe a busted nut on a bus.

Used by bus drivers to describe a busted nut on the bus.”Thomas there is a honking clam in the back of the bus. I know it was you because that was the seat you were in this morning.”

by Honkingclamboi February 16, 2018

Clam Jam

With a variety of clam, from the Bearded Clam to the Soft Shell Smooth Clam, many Clams can be found with Clam Jam. Clam Jam is a buildup of male ejaculation, that becomes engulfed in the clams natural frothy excretion, causing both to solidify into Clam Jam. Clam Jam can be identified on these Clams based on texture, and jello like texture. This makes for a wholesome snack on crackers when obtained freshly from the Clam. Most Women quite enjoy the Clam Jam spread on crackers with a cold glass of pink Moscato.

Jenny's clam was spewing Clam Jam, so I made her Clam Jam Crackers with a glass of Moscato.

by Peter R Wong January 29, 2021

Slapping The Clam

Another term for a female in the act of masturbation.

I came home from work and I caught my wife slapping the clam.

by Master Draq May 2, 2021