Don't publish this

I need to vote so don't publish this

Please don't publish this

by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019

Don't piss on the dance floor

A saying that implies not to ruin everyone else's day (used in the context in a large group of people)

*At a party*
Person one: Looks like everyone here really likes this music!
Person two: I'm going to turn of the power, this music is trash.
Person one: Man, don't piss on the dance floor.

by hi8877875 February 5, 2019

Don't pull a Mason

You say you are going to show up soon and then take a few decades.

Joey: "I'll be there in 40 minutes"
Ben: "Don't pull a Mason"
*2 hours later*
Joey:"I'm here"

by Opuzz July 13, 2020

don't pee on the floor use the commodore

a pufferfish singing

ratatata don't pee on the floor use the commodore

by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

don’t push your luck

A phrase you tell someone when an extra concession, in addition to an existing concession, will be or likely be denied

Guy 1: Bro, can you do my homework?
Guy 2: OK fine, but you owe me one.
Guy 1: …and can you do my friends homework too?
Guy 2: Don’t push your luck.

by Jewish_Faggot July 26, 2022

you don't poke you stroke

When you want someone to stop poking you and start stroking your dick.

Boy to girl: You don't poke you stroke

by kushballer420 January 13, 2017

give a hoot don't pollute

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting

*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*

by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017