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Sheening

Similar to Reaganing, Sheening involves an extended period (72+ hours) of pure awesomeness. Qualities to be sustained while Sheening:

- Embracing a "FTW" mentality, accepting no judgments from your peers, no apologies necessary
- Significant use of drugs and alcohol
- Sex, lots of it, preferably with pros
- Teeth dripping in tiger blood
- Magic emanating from your finger tips
- Maintaining the performance, focus and destructive power of an F-18 fighter jet, including during naps
- Publicly eviscerating your employer and all others who might stand in your way
- Embodiment of the American spirit
- Being a True American Hero (TAH)
Charlie Sheen, TAH. Vintage 2011 Sheening:

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like you know, droopy eyed armless children."

“I woke up and decided, you know, I’ve been kicked around. I’ve been criticized. I’ve been like the, ‘Ah, shucks’ guy with like this bitchin’ rockstar life. And I’m just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it, and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.”

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”

“Women are not to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed.”
by His Majesty the King March 17, 2011
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Sheenis

penis wrapped in cocaine

named after charlie sheen
today this bitch was blowin lines off my sheenis
by ganja2112 September 20, 2011
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charlie sheened

"So you don't care anymore?".

Exactly, I charlie sheened it
by velvett March 30, 2011
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Sheening

man charlie sheen thinks he is sheening
by phoenixisvaticanassassin March 20, 2011
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Charlie Sheen

Man 1: Hey man, you got Charlie Sheen?

Man 2: I have the Sheen, if you got the money.
by YouWantMyScreenName? March 26, 2011
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charlie sheen

Doing acid and cocaine. You aren't tripping, you aren't wasted, you're WINNING.
-hey man, i pulled a charlie sheen tonight, that's why i tried to kill your cat earlier.

-yeah, you looked like you were winning pretty hard.
by indieskirt October 3, 2011
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seen

agreeing to the subject at hand; to be cool with the subject.
yo dawg that movie was seen

yo wanna hit that jam?
yeah lets hit it, seen?
by looks August 4, 2003
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