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lollicock switch

The act of holding a lollipop near ones crotch area, and inviting another to grab, or suck, on the lollipop, and at the last second, replacing the lollipop with ones penis.
by p3d0p3rv November 4, 2008
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cock stitch

when you're foolish friend from Long Island says and does things outside his realm of actions. the word "cock stitch" can be used to refer to him from this point forward
"Yo, i'll get all those bitches after i whip your ass." "Shut up man, "You're a cock stitch". (evidentally false due to the fact that the bro is incapable of this)
by Stallion_Scarecrow December 19, 2008
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Driver's Twitch

When someone cuts in front of you in a car or almost hits you while driving. They reach up a touch their forehead or scratch their head or rub they're face in shame.
Did you see that guy almost hit us! There goes the Driver's Twitch!
by watchin ya July 9, 2010
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Aids Switch

Is a switch which is located up the anus (sometimes known as the male G-Spot), which when touched by a cock is turned on & the person then has AIDS!!
Last night I had ass sex for the first time & my aids switch was flicked, I now have aids!
by lord_of_words September 25, 2010
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midnight switch

when you're fucking a bitch you blindfold her then leave the room. your homie comes in and starts fucking her and she still thinks its you
damn bro we just pulled a midnight switch on that hoe
by Moonmanjewmanz666 March 6, 2017
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bait-and-switch baby

Your friend's children who are so well behaved and perfect, it lulls you into thinking parenthood is easy and into having one of your own-- which will inevitably be very, very misbehaved.
Don't let Larry and Rory's new bait-and-switch baby fool you, you're not ready to have kids!
by photojenna June 30, 2008
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Clickbait-and-switch

An exciting headline on a boring article.
"Do homeless people want a job? The answer may shock you!" The answer was,"yes." Total clickbait-and-switch.
by Truncation_err May 11, 2016
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