stiff clit

A ladies version of a boner

That chick has a stiff clitt for that dude

by Ajay1 December 6, 2013

stiff daddy

A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan

Jay is such a stiff daddy.
No I'm not
Yes you are you fucking hippo hinge man

by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019

Staff Job double money

Peter Parker wants a staff job but double money

Steve harvey: what will you spend this $1,000 on?
Peter Parker: staff job double money

by Owner of a local car November 15, 2022

Muff Snuff

When you open up a vagina and put your nose in it and give a big whiff

I total gave her a muff snuff last night

by MoonCricket69 July 27, 2018

bo staff

A kick-ass weapon from Japan and Okinawa. It's basically a big ol' stick. They are usually one fist higher than the user is tall, and made from hardwood.

This iron pipe make a kick-ass bo staff!

by Shard April 19, 2005

snuff films

Films in which participants are truly, psychically murdered, killed, or mutilated on camera.

The film "8mm" with Nicholas Cage revolved around a suspected snuff film.

by Bowman June 16, 2002

shuff-a-long

The teenagers in a high school hallway who always happen to be walking right in front of you...VERY SLOWLY. Typically when you are on your way to a major class.

Greg: Sorry, Miss Piontek! I would've made it to English class faster if I wasn't stuck behind a herd of shuff-a-longs.

by Sapphy May 4, 2009