Classy Stoner

A girl from a nicer area of NJ/NYC who gives off Madison Avenue vibes but is low key a burnout babe. Listens to musical theater while rolling her J (only with the best strains). After she gets high, orders an immense amount off of UberEats using her dad's card. Enjoys shopping at Dior while stoned. Never buys pre-rolled J's and she loves corgi videos.

She's not a stoner, she's a classy stoner.

by EmGirlie123 December 12, 2019

Stoner error

Making an error in judgment while high.

Player 1 puts down a so-so Scrabble word, leaving the Triple Word Score wide open for Player 2, who then uses it to score an obscene amount of points.
Player 1: "Dammit! Stoner error."

by stonererror July 6, 2011

Stoner bag

A stoner bag is a bag full of munchies, weed, bowls, lighters, and anything else a stoner needs.

"Hey man, is that a stoner bag you got?"
"Yeah dude! I got lots of munchies and weed in it"

by Violet Jones November 2, 2016

Stoner Hat

Something blake and logan share when they start levitating and shit off the nic

Damn Logan you look buzzed as shit, why you not wearing the stoner hat?

by fagmaster69 July 11, 2020

Stoner's Drip

A wet spot prominently visible at or near the crotch of a male's pants caused by an incomplete urination. This phenomenon is typically noticed by the afflicted individual right before entering a full conference room, classroom, or any other public place. The only way to save face for the afflicted individual is to hide or obscure the line of sight to the problematic spot with a notebook, magazine, briefcase, etc.

As he entered his philosophy classroom, Kevin noticed several students in the room grinning and snickering. Upon looking down he noticed the obvious case of Stoner's Drip displayed on his khakis.

by Nitrolian March 7, 2014

stoner-paradise.com

Stoner-paradise.com is a commercial website that targets marijuana enthusiasts.

Bro, check out this cool herb grinder that I got from www.stoner-paradise.com

by ScoobyDooPaPa May 26, 2018

Stoner Stew

A conglomerated pile of random leftovers that are microwaved in a bowl to form an easy yet elaborate meal. Usually includes cheese, bacon bits, and various spices added to taste.

"Dude, I'm getting the munchies hard."
"Go check the fridge. Should be some mashed potatoes, mac n' cheese, corn, and gravy you could throw into a bowl of stoner stew."

by ReggaeOtter December 6, 2016