My step-great-uncle is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the step-great-unclemug. A way of walking most high school and college freshman learn during orientation week to get to their classes as fast as possible without a class or test being missed. This method of walking up steps includes taking one step over two stairs. This walk up the steps makes your time twice as short and your legs twice as muscular while still getting to class on time (close enough at least). This way of walking up stairs also is learned when not knowing the campus well, creating stress on this freshman, pressuring them into an east coast mentality when it comes to getting to class. This condition is mostly worn off by the summer of the freshman's first year, for they finally know the campus well enough to not freak out.
On the stairs to the college library;
Sophmore; Hey, what the hell man!
Freshman; Sorry, bro!
(turns to his friend) Sophmore; Dude, what the hell was that guy's rush?
Friend; Oh don't worry about him. He just learned the Freshman Two Step.
Sophmore; Hey, what the hell man!
Freshman; Sorry, bro!
(turns to his friend) Sophmore; Dude, what the hell was that guy's rush?
Friend; Oh don't worry about him. He just learned the Freshman Two Step.
by TheVintageguy May 22, 2013
Get the Freshman Two Stepmug. When two people are approaching in opposite directions, intending to pass each other. When close, both people choose the same side to pass each other on and are forced to stop. A second step to the other side follows, and upon realizing each of their fatal flaw they exchange an embarrassing look and proceed on their way.
by Two Step Tutorials October 20, 2018
Get the Texas two stepmug. Being so drunk, yet walking as carefully as possible. Its so drunk t is as if you are stepping in unseen holes with heavy staggering, massive dips and sways, side lunging and a lot of losing and attempting to regain balance.
Bob was so shitfaced when he walked from his car he was stepping in post holes for about 20 feet and finally did a face plant. Perhaps he should not have been driving.
by A GuyVegan October 15, 2017
Get the stepping in post holesmug. by Holy Roman bitchfuck August 13, 2018
Get the 3000 step walkmug. Your Step Dad
by xXMrSoftBoiXx November 15, 2019
Get the Abusive Step Fathermug. by Kiro Osex XIII August 30, 2015
Get the UT Two Stepmug.