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Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program

da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.

we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.

at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.

if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.
Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?

Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.

Kid #1: ME TOO!

Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.

Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.

Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET

Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.
by iheartshakespearesomuch December 13, 2010
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Southwestern states nationalist movement

A movement that seeks to make all the states in the southwestern US an independant nation because of all the bad laws and policies in the US.
There are two factions to the movement.
The left wing faction that is mostly made up of hispanics that resent the treatment they get because of there language and race when they are only coming here to find a better life. It is associated with the neohippie movement,advocates of the universal freedom admendmentand the underaged sex movement.
The right wing faction believes the US interfers too much in peoples personal lives and taxes them to death ect.
Lets all support the southwestern states nationalist movement.
by The wrath of God September 26, 2010
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Twin Snakes Syndrome

Based off of Metal Gear Solid, The Twin Snakes Syndrome is when there are two people (Male or female) who are usually friends, or siblings, or in any case extremely similar, yet almost exactly opposites. (It's also better if they look like Liquid Snake and Solid Snake)
Hey have you seen Carl and Andrew?

Yeah, they seem like good friends, but they fight a lot....

Totally Twin Snakes Syndrome.
by TheOtherSnake February 3, 2012
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United States

The most baddest most bombastic country in the world. A lot of people love it, a lot of people hate it, pretty much everyone who lives in it is a patriot. Poor diets, lack of exercise, and being gung-ho is a common stereotype in the USA, or as some people like to call it, America. A land of the free, if you want, you can take 12 hookers to your house and have a gang-bang with your dog involved. It may seem like thats illegal but trust me, it's what freedom means. Throw in a truly patriotic president that we have right now and a lot of McDonalds, and you have the United States.
Contrary to popular belief, us people of the United States do not think there is just two countries; America and Mexico, there is also the Ayrab Country, the Canadia country, and the Made in China country.
by SlickSerpent99 September 25, 2017
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funeral shakes

When you're craving that dead dick so bad and you got those funeral shakes. It's the craving necrophiliacs get when they really need to get laid.
I got those funeral shakes.
by bettyxx May 6, 2018
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alabama shakes

A certain type of Parkinson's disease that is caused by inbreeding for multiple generations
"Did you hear about Edgar? He's been diagnosed with the Alabama shakes"
by thvnderfvnk January 9, 2022
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That's shakes

An exclamation to describe something that is undeniably awesome.
Jeremy: Dude, i just found a roommate and an apartment that only costs $295 a month!

Rachael: Wow, that's shakes!
by Apathetic Lover February 9, 2010
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