Spiderbowels

Someone who is so tight arsed he is said to posses spiderbowels, i.e. a very small anus

Conroy never get the beers in when it's his round, fuckin spiderbowels.

by doffer July 13, 2004

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Spiderchild

Someone who defined his name on urbandictionary so that he could talk about it on irc

<me> !urban bulldozer
<x> haha sir this command is ingenius
<x> !urban spiderchild
<Jenks> Someone who defined his name on urbandictionary so that he could talk about it on irc
<x> you bastard

by Spiderchildisnotbreakingurbanrules August 27, 2007

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Similar to "spider man dat hoe" {When you are fucking a hoe and you pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face...(like web shooting.)} except this is typically accomplished at a Frat party and instead of flinging the fluid at a girl, you immediately leave the room and the first person you see back in the party is your victim.

Some frat asshole: "MAN... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!"
you speaking to your friends " I just .SPIDER MAN DAT BRO!" (pointing at the guy with .....on his face!)

by Ke§ôP January 14, 2008

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Spidercise

Exercises that counteract vericose veins. Often done by older women who have vericose vein disease. Spidercises are easy to do and anyone can do it, even if you don't have vericose. This workout is one of many invented by Beatrice "Gunny Granny" Middleton. Spidercises are spooky sweet. So, if you old ladies have veins that are sore to your eyes, why not reduce them with some Spidercise!

Beatrice: Oh no, darn vericose veins again! They're getting to me, honey. Its time for my Spidercise.

Bryant: Spidercise? What's that? Is this some sort of crazy granny workout I don't know about?

Beatrice: Sure! Its a set of exercises that shrink Spider Veins. (she puts her hand on her spiders) You see? You massage the muscles around your spider veins with several different motions. And that shrinks them.

Morris: Does it really work? Could I try it, too? There's a vein in my wrist that shows up pretty far.

Beatrice: Sure, sweetheart. (she puts her hand on Morris' inner wrist) You just press and release and then you press again. Do you feel it burn?

Morris: Oh yeah, that burns all right. Its working, Momma.

Midge: Here, let me into this. I've got a weak vein in my arm.

Beatrice: Well, just pump up and down on it. That will stretch it. I tell you, Spidercises work! If you're an old Gunny Granny like me, they tone those veins right up! They rock!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011

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Spider

Shitty little crawlers that don’t deserve to be here, what the fuck do they even exist for. Nothing. It’s just something half the population hates, me personally I DESPISE these demons for paralyzing me in fear by just moving, and I hate it when people go like “It’s just a tiny bug how does it hurt you” it hurts me by making my soul leave my body. They make me feel physically and mentally ill, god help me how do people live knowing there is a tiny horrifying arachnid waiting for you to open that door. I once had a spider crawl on my skin, never recovered. And a little mystery is how they just appear out of absolutely nowhere, they just go on and exist. You can look at a wall once, look away, look back and there it is!! I’m just so fucking tired of them, i hope they go extinct, what purpose do they even serve? Curing cancer? Treating hospital patients? DID NOT THINK SO! Not only are they gross, scary and just toe curling. But they are also useless. I need them GONE, GONE!! AWAY!! they just make me want to cry, and I have cried over them before. When I realize there is one In my room I immediately run out and hope it will just disappear. But when I realize I actually have to kill it myself I cry because I have to approach it, goodbye and thanks for listening to my rant.

Spiders are undoubtedly the most petrifying little things I ever seen

by Absolutely_not_okay June 27, 2023

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