Sloppy

The act of receiving either a blowjob involving lots of saliva or sex with a very wet vagina. Not always a good thing but good enough to do whatever she wants for it

Stalder: "Grant you are so whipped"

Grant: "I'll do whatever she wants as long as I'm getting that sloppy"

by thebananaslayer May 13, 2014

Sloppy

Carrying on in a matter that seems unfit for the general public.

Banging a 50 year-old doggy style on a brick wall outside the reception hall is Sloppy.

by Sloppy1234 April 3, 2015

Sloppy Pierogi

When you ejaculate into a condom during sex, remove the condom, tie it up, and proceed to force your partner to eat it.

"That molly girl is such a slut!"

"Yea i made her eat a sloppy pierogi last night."

"Good. She deserved it."

by Steve Spiro October 3, 2009

Splorp!

Splorp! is the sound of the first spurt of cumgasm hitting a cement floor.

I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

sloppy giuseppi

An extremely wet, sloppy, normally black vagina. It can be defined by holding a colander up to it, and if the moist flesh drips through, but stays in tact, then it is a sloppy giuseppi, or an SG.

Matt: What's Charelottes pussy like?

Jamie: Oh it's a real sloppy giuseppi

by JP98 January 7, 2011

sloppy bjoe

sloppy bjoe. what it is a a semi-contraction of a the words sloppy joe (the food) and sloppy bj(a sloppy blow job) when you write out sloppy bjoe you cover up the "oe" so it says sloppy bj and its funny, but if someone who does not have the same sense of humor walks by, you cover the "b" so it looks like your talking about sloppy joe!!!

Phil: (holds up sign "Sloppy Bjoe and covers oe")
Chris: LOLZ!!!!!! your hilarious Phil!!! OH NO!!! HERE COMES THAT BITCH YOLANDA!!! SHE WOULD NOT FIND THIS PARTICULAR SUBJECT VERY AMUSING!!!
Phil: Dont worry (covers up "b")
Yolanda: thank goodness that dosnt say sloppy BJ or i might have become disgruntled
Chris: nice save Phil, that whore could have ruined all the fun
*HIGH FIVE!!!*

by Awsome_ass_Phil February 11, 2008

sloppy jalopy

When you ejaculate on your hand during intercourse and you slap your partner.

Johnny : so earlier we was doin' the nasty right...
Kevin : Yeah
Johnny : and I was like yo jenny, lemme try this new move called the sloppy jalopy
Johnny : she was like what the fuck is that
Johnny : I tell her its this new crazy that everybodys doing so she says ok
Johnny : so then I like ejaculated in my hand and like slapped her in the face
Kevin : .......
Johnny : yeah man it was fucking raw I tell ya

by Johnny ; September 26, 2006