We were going at it full throttle until I missed and split the shitter, then it was game over. She was in tears and I had blue balls.
by FoxFace78 June 9, 2022
Get the split the shittermug. means to bow down or split your morals to get money. Mostly used against women who speak their mind and people do not agree
by thelostcauseofwords September 24, 2025
Get the Doing the Splitsmug. 
Get the Three-way Splitmug. split-it
verb (colloquial, euphemistic; vulgar-slang, chiefly British)
Definition:
To luxuriate in a moment of solitary pleasure; typically involving a freshly made bed, an artisanal coffee, a feline companion of discerning temperament, and the climactic indulgence of self-intimacy. The phrase draws whimsical reference from the anatomical act of splitting it, a metaphorical nod to the bifurcation of the labia during said solitary encounter.
Etymology:
Modern British slang. A playful conflation of genteel self-care and unabashed self-love. Said to have originated from the ritualistic ‘breaking-in’ of one’s own bed with all the essentials : cat, caffeine, and climax.
See also:
me-time, clitoral cottagecore, flatwarming
verb (colloquial, euphemistic; vulgar-slang, chiefly British)
Definition:
To luxuriate in a moment of solitary pleasure; typically involving a freshly made bed, an artisanal coffee, a feline companion of discerning temperament, and the climactic indulgence of self-intimacy. The phrase draws whimsical reference from the anatomical act of splitting it, a metaphorical nod to the bifurcation of the labia during said solitary encounter.
Etymology:
Modern British slang. A playful conflation of genteel self-care and unabashed self-love. Said to have originated from the ritualistic ‘breaking-in’ of one’s own bed with all the essentials : cat, caffeine, and climax.
See also:
me-time, clitoral cottagecore, flatwarming
“First night in the new flat. Cat’s curled up, coffee’s still hot. Time to light a candle, pop on some Kate Bush, and split-it.”
by Angry Leo May 28, 2025
Get the Split-itmug. Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
Get the Banana split with cherries and whipped creammug. A lesser version of the word frigid, split means to not want to kiss or hug or outwardly display affection in public.
by SiMeg August 7, 2009
Get the Splitmug. When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina
I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !
I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
by Debyumyum March 28, 2020
Get the Split the whiskermug.