Sperm Talk

When someone is completely lying and trying to talk themselves up

Joe: "I just hit my 6-leg parlay and I'm rich now"
Lynzie: "Sperm Talk

by stwingey January 8, 2024

Sperm

1. The product of intense pleasure.
2. The beginning of endless misery.

Sperm is either the best thing ever, or the worst

by Cyanide man January 17, 2018

Sperm Whale

A fat/obese cum dumpster

"Dude, Susan's totally a sperm whale!"

by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017

Sperm toy

Basically the submissive top version of the term"fucktoy"

Could also be written as "Spermtoy" or "Sperm-toy"

(Probably has breeding kink undertones, can be used for both gay and straight sex)

Boy1(getting his cock ridden): Ngghh~!

Boy2(riding Boy1's dick):*Twink-ass chuckle* Awww~ I'm gonna make you my sperm toy now...

by NAKAKAPAGPABAGABAG January 26, 2025

sperm

sperm

noun

defenition 2 vegetable seed.

a plate of rice is considered sperm rice is considered as a seed.

by batman and umpire atagachu January 10, 2022

sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)

Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.

by MuscleNuts December 6, 2012

sperm ninja

When you a guy is about to cum and they pull out and shoot in the girls eyes

Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here

by THE T!M February 26, 2015