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Sperm Talk

When someone is completely lying and trying to talk themselves up
Joe: "I just hit my 6-leg parlay and I'm rich now"
Lynzie: "Sperm Talk
by stwingey January 8, 2024
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Sperm

1. The product of intense pleasure.
2. The beginning of endless misery.
by Cyanide man January 17, 2018
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Sperm Whale

"Dude, Susan's totally a sperm whale!"
by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017
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Sperm toy

Basically the submissive top version of the term"fucktoy"

Could also be written as "Spermtoy" or "Sperm-toy"

(Probably has breeding kink undertones, can be used for both gay and straight sex)
Boy1(getting his cock ridden): Ngghh~!

Boy2(riding Boy1's dick):*Twink-ass chuckle* Awww~ I'm gonna make you my sperm toy now...
by NAKAKAPAGPABAGABAG January 26, 2025
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sperm

a plate of rice is considered sperm rice is considered as a seed.
by batman and umpire atagachu January 10, 2022
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sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)
Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.
by MuscleNuts December 6, 2012
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sperm ninja

When you a guy is about to cum and they pull out and shoot in the girls eyes
Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here
by THE T!M February 26, 2015
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