smoked

1. (verb): The act of messing something up that you didn't really care about.

Ex. How did I do on that test? Smoked it.
2. (verb): When someone hits or throws a ball and breaks something unintendedly.

Ex. (after breaking a window) I sure smoked that ball.
3. (verb): When you forget something or miss an appointment or something that is scheduled.

Ex. Shit. That train left ten minutes ago. Smoked that one.

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by koozi December 21, 2013

second hand smoke

When the girl you are making out with just got done giving another guy head.

Jake just got second hand smoke from some sorostitute!

Kentucky Jake almost got second hand smoke from the crazy Philippino biatch.

by UT Tower September 19, 2009

Smoke that Purple

To smoke Purple weed

I smoke that purple.

by Nigger in a Churchhouse December 22, 2012

Smoke him

When you're going to win a street race against some fool that you won't even see in your rear-view mirror.

Brian - Nice car, what's the retail on one of those?
Fool - More than you can afford pal, Ferrari.
Dom - Smoke him.

by 5tag January 24, 2018

Weed Smoke

1) (Pronounced Weed Sch-moke) The Act of Smoking weed.

2) The actual cloud of THC produced by burning green.

1) Dude, we need to get some Weed Smoke in like now!

2) Dude, great blow on that weed smoke

by Jeff Frank July 19, 2007

Smokebomb

This is when you meet someone that is Shiny and New, and they actually turn out not to be a cunt. So you're able to chat them up and have a good time conversating with them. Then when the time comes to part ways, you're so caught up in having a good time with them your dumb ass forgot to get ANY kind of contact information. And you know deep down that you will never see them again. Thus you got caught up in the smoke and grenaded any chance of anything with them.

Bro 1: Bro! I meet this girl at the DMV and she was smoken hott. She is the one, bro! She's the one!
Bro 2: Did you get the Number/Social media/Name or anything?
Bro 1: F***! no! I let myself get Smokebombed.

by Toruk5366 January 22, 2018

healthy smoker

a person who goes for a walk while on a smoke break, a smalker

Chuck is such a healthy smoker, he must walk 10 miles while smoking a pack of cigarettes a day.

by oginide December 1, 2007