smoothie

A non-dirty sounding way to refer to oral sex, regarding both males and females, also known as cunnilingus or fellatio.

"I didn't get laid, but she sure gave me one hell of a smoothie"

"He has no clue how to give a decent smoothie."

"Sure, I got some light smooth, but it was not to completion."

by The Situation April 22, 2009

Lithuanian Smoothie

An excessive amount of thick white cum. Usually of the human kind.

I gave my teacher a Lithuanian smoothie for the end of year special.

by that dude09lol May 25, 2019

pooch cooch smooch

When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.

I was laying on the couch and got a pooch cooch smooch from Sophie and just about threw up!

by Beaver Skateboards October 5, 2009

Nut Smoothie

You first jizz in someones mouth then tea bag them and have them swirl around your testicles with their tongue while the jizz is still in their mouth.

I give such good Nut Smoothies that my friends are always coming up to me like 'Bro, I love yo Nut Smoothies they taste so good. Let me get one right now'.

by Jack & Alex November 6, 2010

Smoochfulness

The act of kissing a lot and/or wanting to kiss alot. It is from the word smooch and smooch is slang for kiss. It also comes from smooches, smoochful, smooching, smoochable.

Tammy loves smoochfulness.

by INMTA November 2, 2012

slavic smooch

The act of biting ones lips until they start bleading, while then continuing to suck the blood and lick the former's face and neck

Look at Jake's lips, he went abroad and came back with a slavic smooch!

by Sokodik May 25, 2019

pillow-smother

A murder, traditionally bloodless, committed with general ease and a lack of physical exertion. Typically perpetrated on one in an incapacitated or otherwise defenseless state.

I hate to see grandma like this, I'm sure she'd appreciate a pillow-smothering.

That baby is so freaking cute I kinda want to pillow-smother it.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009