Smojin

Extreme exaggeration of the word "Smoking"

Oh Snap!That was Smojin.

by Smoj April 7, 2006

Smoke

1. An unbelieveable lie.
Synonyms: Bullshit, horseshit, a lie. Refers to an outrageous lie.

2. Literally anything else if said in the right tone of voice. Anything.

Also pronounced smooke, smeek, shmeee, shmiggity, or anything else that has an s or an h or some sort of vowel anywhere in it.

Antonym: No-smoke.

Box-Wine: "Colin, I met up with that hot cheerleader last night and we fucked."
Colin: "Smoke."
Box-Wine: "No-smoke, legitimately"
Colin: "Smooooooooke."

by Bradley J. October 1, 2005

A duck! (smokin' ducks)

The unsmoked end of a cigarette, usually smoked only by real bums. ie Duck Hunting - digging around in an ashtray for smokable butts.

"Yo homes, I kin get a ciggyret"?
reply: "naw man, I'm smokin ducks".

by Tesserae September 25, 2006

Setting goals & Smoking bowls

The activity of being productive, yet able to enjoy some doobage now and again.

Coined by midwestern author Doug Milam the the mid-1990s.

"the week of Final Exams was a blur... We were settin' goals, and smokin' bowls".

by Queefus Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings October 13, 2003

smoke a bogue

The funniest term ever to describe smoking a cigarette to relive a stress attack. The phrase is also used to look down upon an underage friend because they shouldn't be smoking to begin with.

Scott went to go smoke a bogue because his car just died.

Scott smoked like 3 bogues and looked like he was about to cry because he was freaking out.

by Kyle Siciliano June 30, 2008

smoke a fatty

to smoke a fat marijuana cigarette.

-I need to get high
-Okay, lets go smoke a fatty

by Rodeney February 7, 2007

smoke you like a cuban cigar

A process where one individual would do serious damage to another. Then, said individual states, "Man, i will smoke you like a cuban cigar!"

After one person, would be "pwned", the person who administered the "pwnage" would state that he smoked the "pwned" individual like a cuban cigar

by snoop a loop June 30, 2005