Man, ever since I started eating more salads, every time I take a crap I wipe and have a clean slate! Sweet!!!
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skateboarding is not a crime!!!
skateboarding is not a crime!!!
skater 1: dude, i was trying to tre flip that 6 set but i binned myself pretty badly
skater 2: dude, that sucks, did you damage your setup much?
skater 1: yeah, the kingpin bent out of place, some of the griptape rubbed off and it took one of the layers off the nose
skater 2: at least you didnt snap your truck off, thats what happened to mine last week trying to kickflip feeble a knee high ledge.
skater 2: dude, that sucks, did you damage your setup much?
skater 1: yeah, the kingpin bent out of place, some of the griptape rubbed off and it took one of the layers off the nose
skater 2: at least you didnt snap your truck off, thats what happened to mine last week trying to kickflip feeble a knee high ledge.
by rodneymullenisgodendofstory May 11, 2010
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A person who hates it when douche bag assholes ride their bikes in a skate park. Skaters are seen as assholes when they hate it when people ride their bikes in the park, but the bikes take up too much fucking room. They hog everything in the park except the rails.
by Fuckmtybububu June 20, 2009
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As a victim comes killer close to being 'almost' slandered' by a mammalian blogger named Whaleoil and a relentless pool of politically motivated pirahana pals. The former too large and vicious for mainstream gutter media or channels. Is more like observing a sewage-farm as more material is dug up daily and drip fed from the depths continuously as is the waiting to see what floats to the top.
Just don't mention medication or mental health issues.
As a victim comes killer close to being 'almost' slandered' by a mammalian blogger named Whaleoil and a relentless pool of politically motivated pirahana pals. The former too large and vicious for mainstream gutter media or channels. Is more like observing a sewage-farm as more material is dug up daily and drip fed from the depths continuously as is the waiting to see what floats to the top.
Just don't mention medication or mental health issues.
Incumbent Mayor and dragon lady mistress "Slatered (verb)"
Left (sic) for dead meat after repeated frenzied attacks.. May have been New Jersey Shore affiliated attack or conveniently a Right National Party propagandist driven post party poo. Extra marital sex definitely occurred..Nasty stinky brown mess will linger a lot longer.
Left (sic) for dead meat after repeated frenzied attacks.. May have been New Jersey Shore affiliated attack or conveniently a Right National Party propagandist driven post party poo. Extra marital sex definitely occurred..Nasty stinky brown mess will linger a lot longer.
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Kelly's feats in surfing are unparalleled, an uncompromising competitor known widely for his "mind games" employed to confuse and bedazzle other and often younger competitors. Also known later as a successful business owner with many ventures ranging from a wave pool that, in a day, could suck more energy than a fully lit stadium running for a year non stop, to high end fashion and energy drinks.
The social media age has revealed Slaters boomer energy. He is widely known for getting into wild back and forth discourse with "nobody's" about topics as wide ranging as flat earth theory, derisive street signs near his wave pool, sugar content of Snapple, and issueing BJJ challenges to stoner Cali-dudes with attitudes.
Slater refuses to answer to allegations against his character or environmental terrorism in any Surfing related forums. Rather, his personal preference against any perceived slight is to use internet photo sharing/influencer app Instagram which confounds many who have admired his skills on fibreglass performed with class and skill not seen before or since his arrival on the scene in the early 90's.
Kelly's feats in surfing are unparalleled, an uncompromising competitor known widely for his "mind games" employed to confuse and bedazzle other and often younger competitors. Also known later as a successful business owner with many ventures ranging from a wave pool that, in a day, could suck more energy than a fully lit stadium running for a year non stop, to high end fashion and energy drinks.
The social media age has revealed Slaters boomer energy. He is widely known for getting into wild back and forth discourse with "nobody's" about topics as wide ranging as flat earth theory, derisive street signs near his wave pool, sugar content of Snapple, and issueing BJJ challenges to stoner Cali-dudes with attitudes.
Slater refuses to answer to allegations against his character or environmental terrorism in any Surfing related forums. Rather, his personal preference against any perceived slight is to use internet photo sharing/influencer app Instagram which confounds many who have admired his skills on fibreglass performed with class and skill not seen before or since his arrival on the scene in the early 90's.
Man.. I had no idea my innocuous comment on Joe Rogan's last post would incur the wrath of the king.. Homie feels strongly about this latest IG filter update, he even DM'd me it must have been potent Slaterbait
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