by PPratty February 24, 2020
shrek is a lovely green, tall ogre. He lives in a swamp with his beautiful wife Fiona. He loves to eat eye balls and make candles with his ear wax. He has 2 cup like ears that poke of the sides of his head and he has a big nose. he wears a white tunic with a small toga like vest over his shoulders. he is very tall and most villagers are afraid of him, although he is nothing to be afraid of. the word shrek comes from the the german word ‘Schreck’ and it means Fright or Terror.
by imfiona September 08, 2018
This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
Girl 1: “ OMG look over there! It’s Shrek, he’s so hot. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “
by bigwavesbigwavesss May 26, 2023
A hot piece of ass that anyone would be lucky to have, hes got such a good 9 pack of rolls, that im drooling because, Shrek, i wanna eat him hes so hot, love u Shrek 4eva whatrt a smexy onion
by huiqpuf August 25, 2020
A mythical God and creature that has made many good things that our world stands on
if it was not for him our world would have corrupoted
"Onions have layers, so do ogres" - shrek parable of the onion
see also shrekism Living of of the parable of the onion a great thing
if it was not for him our world would have corrupoted
"Onions have layers, so do ogres" - shrek parable of the onion
see also shrekism Living of of the parable of the onion a great thing
by Jimmy neutron_64290 January 17, 2020
by shrek.is.daddy69 February 26, 2023