Lani Shark

a faget who has no since in instagram modeling and is horny for grown men. stay away...

a cop caught a lani shark trying to hump a grown man.

by leedlebradley May 14, 2019

shark absorber

Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.

Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?

by geekJoeB August 20, 2019

Penis shark

Two gay guys hotly pursuing each other....

Look at those two penis sharks holding hands and gazing into each others eyes while still perusing other penis sharks!!

by Jevolve August 21, 2019

Weed Shark

A weed shark is a shark that is high and always steals your girlfriend

Dude 1: Man he is such a weed shark
Dude 2: He stole my girl. What a weed shark.

by Mxlllyyy June 6, 2018

Weed Shark

Weed sharks are always high. Normally Pink. They always steal your girl

Man he is such a weed shark.

I know right?

by Mxlllyyy June 6, 2018

stuffing the shark

Verb; A sexual act in which one partner is suspended by the ankles while performing oral sex on their partner.

I barely got any sleep, I was up all night stuffing the shark.
Kristina's eyes are blood shot because she is always stuffing the shark.
Will this hook support the weight of a human? I plan on stuffing the shark later.

by SharkStuffer247365 December 18, 2017

Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.

Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”

by Greanbeen January 18, 2020