Eddy shark

Aggressive, sometimes buzzed, usually hammered creature in slow parts of rivers.

When rafting and taking a stop in slow and calm water an eddy shark can be known to fuck your shit up. Good luck.

by PigNinja69 July 5, 2019

BUS SHARK

A school bus driver that will drive his route effectively & efficiently so much so, that if he is early to his next stop, he will slowly "stalk" his prey, until he's on-time, "for his next kill!!!"

"Hurry up! (your student's name) ! You know how that "BUS SHARK" never misses his/her prey!"

by MajDamage71 November 14, 2019

Lani Shark

a faget who has no since in instagram modeling and is horny for grown men. stay away...

a cop caught a lani shark trying to hump a grown man.

by leedlebradley May 14, 2019

shark absorber

Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.

Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?

by geekJoeB August 20, 2019

Penis shark

Two gay guys hotly pursuing each other....

Look at those two penis sharks holding hands and gazing into each others eyes while still perusing other penis sharks!!

by Jevolve August 21, 2019

stuffing the shark

Verb; A sexual act in which one partner is suspended by the ankles while performing oral sex on their partner.

I barely got any sleep, I was up all night stuffing the shark.
Kristina's eyes are blood shot because she is always stuffing the shark.
Will this hook support the weight of a human? I plan on stuffing the shark later.

by SharkStuffer247365 December 18, 2017

Shark tag

In technical terms a shark tag is when you tag baby sharks for later observation. In this context a shark tag is when you find a young girl that has potential and "tag" her for later observation.

"I'm shark tagging that"

by Hardcockjohnson April 13, 2017