Sex

When a man puts his penis in a woman's a**,pussy, ect.

I really wanna have sex.

by ratched a** March 25, 2020

Sex

Where are your parents?
Gee...
Why im the one should explain this to you?
Well kid... you see sex is when your mom and dad is having fun. No not like in amusement park. God how am i should explain this... Go call your parents...

Kid: Dad what is sex?
Dad:.....
Dad: Welll son ill tell you what it is. Lets go to the bar

by MahNameIsJefff May 31, 2018

Sex

Ahhhhh... the perfect word for you 3rd grade classmates to laugh on when your whole class studying about "The Reproductive System"

Teacher: Okay class, our topic that we're gonna tackle today is all about the reproductive system. Now first of all the first step of reproduction is sex and...

3rd grade nibbas: sex... ahHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHH

by NotNotQuality February 19, 2019

sex

a sin.

I donno man, my parents didn't have sex to make me (they told me so) because it's a sin. I was gifted to them by a magical penguin.

by imkindalosingmymindlmao August 17, 2020

sex

Go watch your youtube with your memes or something.

#stopit #getsomehelp #you'reprobably12yearsold #gohome #youtube #sexiguess

by ThatsNiceBud July 11, 2019

Sex

A Man and a woman undress

Then they kiss
Then the woman sucks on the mans dick
Then the man suck on the woman's breasts

Then he puts his dick in her butthole

Then he sucks on her vagina
Then sometime the girl twerks in her underwear and bra
Then the man quickly slaps her ass and take off her bra and underwear and kisses her while his dick is touching her vagina while his hand is touching her sexy ass

We had sex so hard last night!

by Katelynn9273728 April 25, 2019

Sex

The best night of my life

After my boyfriend James had finished work i decided to surprise him. I wore only my thong and see through bra and waited at the door, as soon as he walked in a smirk appeared on his face. He put his stuff down and began kissing me passionately. James had a really stressful week so he was loving every minute of this. He grabbed my waist hard, ripped off his shirt and his lip met mine again. I pushed him on the bed and sat on top of him. Soon we were bare naked as he started rubbing breast slowly, he began kissing my stomach and up to my neck. James was amazing, he fingered me with 3 fingers and then his hard cock was penetrating into my wet pussy. Soon i was moaning "ahhh James yes ahhh harder, harder, harder". He had me shiver he was so good. I then flipped him over and started licking his hard cock. Soon i was sucking it hard while softly playing with his balls. I felt him twitching with pleasure. I stopped and began using one hand to rub his cock while the other was rubbing my pussy. I started rubbing both harder, harder, harder and stopped when i felt i was about to explode, i kept rubbing his cock. Then he whispered in my ear "I'm going to repay u for that" His dick went into my wet, pink pussy for a second time fucking me much harder than before. He finished with giving my pussy and very HARD rub. We laid beside each other until we feel asleep. That was the best sex of my life.

by FuckMeHunXx May 29, 2018