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five second chug

When you're too old to chug a whole beer so you get everyone to CHUG FOR FIVE SECONDS every 10-20 minutes.
Hey everyone, Five second chug!!! Cheers!!
by Ariellianna April 7, 2019
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8 second ride

The act of fucking a woman from behind then grabbing onto her hair and yelling "You're sister is better than you are!" and trying to hold on for 8 seconds.
Jenny was the wildest 8 second ride I ever had.
by Brandon Guymon October 31, 2008
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30 seconds to mars

An American alternative/emo band including:

Jared Leto (vocals, guitar)
Shannon Leto (drums, vocals)
Tomo Millicevic (guitar)
Matt Wachter (bass)
have released 2 albums:
1. self-titled
2. a beautiful lie
fan base= the echelon
4 symbols to represent the band, also, the phoenix, and the skull seal
pretty much the best band ever, with the hottest guys ever as members
by Kait :) January 27, 2007
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gone in 60 seconds

Larry: How was your date with Sally last night?

Joe: Unfortunately, I played the leading role from my favorite movie Gone in 60 Seconds.

Larry: Ahh, That's too bad. Want another beer?
by uOFuMJ May 15, 2007
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Second-hand Cock

The recipient of second-hand cock receives a kiss from a person who has just given a blow job.
situational: Your girlfriend is going down on you and her dad comes home. she goes and gives him a kiss and thus he is the recipient of second-hand cock.

usage: My girlfriend gave her dad some second hand cock when he got home.
by Jarom Ikari March 7, 2004
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Second tier player

Term used to describe any sportstar who is not in form or of top standard. These players have a weak following of numptys who no nothing of the certain sport and everything about erectile disfunctions. For example the man who says "No! Keiran Richardson is not a second tier player" is a) a knob jockey and b) has erectile disfunction.
Here is a list of second tier players; Jermaine Jenas (football/soccer), Stuart Abbott (Rugby Union), Darren Clarke (golf), Pedro de la Rosa (F1) and many more

Dwayne: "You know Dave, that charlton F.C. squad is just a load of Second tier players!"
Dave: "Yea, rarely have i seen a more Second tier team! It now only needs an average second tier player; Phil Neville"
by Jeffrey Douglas September 4, 2006
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Like a second cock

A phase to describe to a person who flashes around a new gadget or phone, often in an arrogant and selfish manner. i.e. like a second cock.
Hey, you can't flash out that iPhone like a second cock. That's not cool!
by Dark lord232 December 26, 2010
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