Itchy and Scratchy

What your hoping your pussy wont be after you find out that you did the In and Out with a 437737 guy.

Holy shit girl...I had sex with that guy from the internet and now my damn pussy's all Itchy and Scratchy.
Shit woman...go see a Dr. Pronto!

by Andi March 3, 2005

Scrotch

An awkward or uncomfortable moment, usually followed by a long silence. First coined by an illiterate individual named Dave who was trying to read the cover of my Lee Scratch Perry box set.

"Man, that time I walked in on my grandma naked sure was scrotch"

by rudezombie December 30, 2004

scratcher

I didn't know what it was till my sister south of D.C. told me.

A bitch who scrapes her teeth against your fucking cock while giving head.

I hope she's not a scratcher. Oh well, I'll get her back wit MY version of Da Shocka if she is

by She deserved it July 9, 2005

Scratchinate

A joining of 2 words, Scratch and Terminate.

You do the math.

"If the cat was being harmed, it would scratchinate the face out of him within seconds."

by 4chanssssssssss February 16, 2009

Scratcher Post

A self proclaimed tattoo artist scratcher who tears up his/her friends arms and legs with bad tattoo's.

"my boy tattooed me in his basement."..'yeah looks like he/she made you his/her his scratcher post.'

by T~Murder May 27, 2010

scratches

An equine fungal infection that affects horses with white feet. It causes lesions that look like a lot of little scratches that ooze and turn crusty.

Contracted from standing in boggy or wet ground for long periods of time.

"Look at how crusty that pony's feet are-- he's got scratches!"

"Better treat his scratches now or they'll only get worse."

by equineknowledge September 29, 2011

Scratcher

A person who tattoos from their home with either a machine or by stick and poke.

"Your tattoo looks really awful and infected, was it done by a scratcher in your basement?"

by minke June 5, 2014