Sex story

A story of someone experiencing sexual intercourse.

What, were you experiencing a sex story from me? I haven't even finished puberty by the time this definition was posted, go to horny jail.

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin May 3, 2021

Cool story bro

The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground.

As made famous by Katie Dalmas.

":M---|---< DUCKMAN! :M-|-< ASIAN DUCKMAN!"

"Cool story bro."

by LJonesy October 6, 2011

A Christmas Story

When you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye with your own cum shot; Self inflicted or by your significant other. Potentially could lead to an Angry Pirate.

Dude, last night my girl was riding me and just as I was cuming, she pulled me out and gave me A Christmas Story

by Skinny Lou May 20, 2016

True Story

Once there was a popular kid at school who thought it would be funny to say "true story" after every sentence, regardless of if it was actually a story or not. All of the unpopular kids saw him doing it and thought they could be cool if they did it as well. Eventually people started saying it on facebook and myspace. Now every kid under the age of 13 (and some unfortunate older people) think that it makes them funny, ironic, and cool to repeat "true story" whenever they speak.

Example 1. I like coke, true story.

Example 2. (noun) (verb) true story.

by dls_779 January 2, 2009

Cool Story Blow

when someones on your dick accussing you of sommin stupid

on your dick like a blowjob

''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog''

''cool story blow''

''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''

''cool story blow''

''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''

''cool story blow''

by MozeleyBaby November 24, 2010

Sex Story

Seriously? Searching sex story on the Urban Dictionary?

Searching sex story? Get off this site and watch some porn like other guys.

by "12.5" Cock Guy May 14, 2015

war story

Stories about one's partying. Usually when drinking a person will start to talk about his or hers awesome time at a party. Usually the teller of the story will make up stuff to make the party seem better than it really was.

Tim talking to a group of friends: Hey remember that time we went to the club and shit faced and went home with those models? It was fucking the shit, first we .....

Clark: Man are you telling that freaking war story again.

by subotai August 19, 2010