steam hood

the hooded part of the vagina; just above the clit. It usually glissens.

On a hot day, say this to your comely neighbor: Steam hood?

by Gorgone August 12, 2003

steamed peach

A sweaty pussy that has been marinating in moist panties all day, causing offensive aromas. A smelly snatch that stinks like low tide. Also a song.

My girlfriend needs to shower when she gets home otherwise her steamed peach will make me retch.

by Dapper Dicky March 14, 2017

Steam Monkey

A Steam Monkey is when you describe a person as a pile of steaming shit!

You are a steam monkey!

by Steam Monkey June 10, 2019

steaming a cheeseburger

you proceed to Dutch oven a girl, and while you bask in the ambience of the aroma you proceed to have vaginal intercourse, thus creating the steamed cheeseburger.

dude, last night my kid walked in on me steaming a cheeseburger!

by Big dick suddy August 06, 2015

Funky steam

The cloudy gas (CO2 from the carbonation process) that you see when you open up a bottle of beer or a carbonated drink.

Why is it when you open a bottle of beer there’s always that funky steam in the top?

by Fadastalk April 27, 2024

Steam Demon

When someone is taking a hot, steamy, shower and someone else goes into the bathroom and takes a shit without any courtesy flushes.

“I woke up and hopped in the shower and my boyfriend went in and dropped the nastiest Steam Demon- he damn near suffocated me.”

by Themostradofall November 16, 2022

steam demon

It's when your shit is so hot that when it hits skin that bitch turns into a homemade steam room.

Brad - Hey Nick come here!

Nick - What?
*Brad shits on his arm
*Nick autistic scream
Brad - STEAM DEMON!!

by OG Snowstorm August 15, 2017