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Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.
Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.
by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023
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Trump Stamp

The opposite of a Tramp Stamp. It is a tattoo above a woman's pussy.
by Jesse "bin" Macn April 8, 2021
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Starbucks Stamp

White Girls who show up at Starbucks in the morning wanting their specialty drink and NOT have to talk to the barista about it!
Totes went to Starbucks and they didn't have my 'half caf decaf venti iced macchiato with oat milk ready'! Don't they know my order !!? I may not have a tramp stamp but they should know my Starbucks Stamp already!
by WTF2023 June 19, 2023
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nick stamp

by Bigdaddyitaly August 6, 2016
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STAMP THAT AMP THAT FLAMP THAT

A short phrase derived from Memphis, Tennessee. Means something is SOLIDIFIED. It's stamped mean its official. NO NEED FOR FURTHER EXPLANATION. STAMP THAT AMP THAT FLAMP THAT. SIGNED SEALED AND DELIVERED.
Mane it's big Memphis forever! STAMP THAT AMP THAT FLAMP THAT
by MEMPHIS TALK November 5, 2023
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Dude stamps

A play on the term "Food stamps. Referring to when women go on dates with men solely for the free meal and drinks.

Dude stamps can refer to a girl's tinder matches, as if she's collecting free meals.
Olivia: "I got like 7 dates lined up this week."
Bella: "Nice work with the dude stamps, girl!"
Olivia: "Thanks, I'll make sure to order a bunch of extra expensive food so you can have some leftovers!"
by Eglandled August 4, 2023
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Awkward stamp

A condition in which and individual is persistently viewed as socially awkward or weird to the point of it causing them stress in their social life and interactions with others. Awkward referring to the perception of the behavior by others and a stamp to describe the affliction. It's still not fully known if an awkward stamp is developed or something that one is born with but it usually does seem to manifest itself even in early childhood. Awkward stamp does affect males by far more than females. Those with an awkward stamp may develop faster than their peers and be completely fine intellectually but struggle socializing with others and communicating certain things via living up to societal expectations and whatnot. Individuals with an awkward stamp may often be referred to as weird by their peers and have a higher rate of being socially outcasted or just outright harassed and mocked. People with this may often also have a lot of unorthodox beliefs that can be misconstrued or have obscure or uncommon passions.
Student A : Student B is acting so weird

Teacher : Student B has an awkward stamp, please be patient with them and respectful
Student A : I'm sorry I did not know that. Good to know now then.
by Joseph Sneep September 22, 2023
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