Spunkey 

A person that looks like a monkey that always gets covered in sperm (spunk)

Ted: it's that slut
Ronald: she's a spunkey showing up here.
Ted: haha yeah spunkey.

Spunkey by Mattzyandkenzie December 4, 2013

grandads spunk 

old codgers pearly nozzle mustard (aka) curdled pentioners milk,
or some times reffered to in retirement homes as 'off milk'

there was off milk all over my grandads slippers....

my grandmar loves grandads spunk...

grandads spunk by James Barnsley November 14, 2007

spunk 

The past tense of the verb "spank" which means to to slap a childs butt in order to punish him or her.

Alex spunk his child. Don't tell the adoption agency.

spunk by webweb November 4, 2009

Spunk monkey 

A person that 'hunches' anything like a dog because of their sexual exhuberence.

Dewd, that's my girl, quit bein' a spunk monkey, man!

Spunk monkey by bludgeon April 10, 2003

spunk rats 

A really attractive, most commonly a male, who is also a bit of a ferrel.

"Oh wow check out that group of spunk rats"

:)

spunk rats by Dominique1994 February 14, 2009

Skunky Monkey 

When a man has HIV and hires a prostitute to have sex with him. He ejaculates in her throat giving her the virus. Then after having sex he pays the women and then gives her a one dollar bill with a note on it saying to go get tested because he has HIV. Usually the man is on the verge of AIDs.

Dude I fucked with this prostitute so bad last night.
Really Nice
Yah I gave her a Skunky Monkey
No way
Yah
Ew, but nice

Skunky Monkey by Doopo December 29, 2013

spanky 

a $20 crack rock, sold on the west side of Dayton, Ohio.

Yo, I heard Caleb was slangin' spanky's on the west side.

spanky by Mark Huntsman January 21, 2005