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Gay smurf porn

The best type of porn ever made
Someone: wanna watch gay smurf porn?
Me: YEA BOI
by The forbidden smurf April 21, 2022
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sneaky smurf

A girl that is an undercover hoe. Very sneaky about her fucking/ cheating.
Damn, bro. I should have Nicole she was a sneaky smurf. I mean, all her friends are, I should have known.
by TheyForEverybody June 5, 2017
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Ping Smurfing

Verb-The act of playing on a server located far from your actual geographic location, resulting in significantly high ping. This high latency can create unintentional advantages by making the player's actions harder to predict or respond to. While some players ping smurf on purpose to exploit this, others do it unknowingly and still claim their performance is based on skill rather than lag.
"ggez scrub"
"mf that wasn't skill you're ping smurfing your ass off."
by Nirvloyd May 8, 2025
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Smurf

A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.

"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.
Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?

Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.

Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.
by Unsmoked April 24, 2023
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Smurf

A Smurf is when you go into a portaloo and people flip it to the floor and they come out in all blue stuff like a Smurf
Hey, Alyssa remember that day you turned into a smurf?
by Zurgzy June 1, 2021
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Smurfs

A nickname for shrooms, used by a small amount of people
Hey did you hear i did smurfs last night
Oh shit you shouldve invited me
by Bethlehem student June 1, 2024
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Papa Smurf

The act of jam packing your man’s arse full of blueberries and then fucking him until your cock turns blue.
“I’m heading out to the market to get me a tub of blueberries to Papa Smurf you tonight!”
by My Papa Smurf February 25, 2023
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