Sloppy Smurf

When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf October 01, 2018

Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.

Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf October 01, 2018

sloppy carson

A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.

I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.

by Longduff August 27, 2014

Sloppy BBQ

An activity which consists of four people, three in the spitroast position and the fourth member squatting over the spitroastee taking a shit.

Louise: Lets take this spitroast to the next level.

Sam: Let's turn it into a sloppy BBQ.

by CodeMasterBob March 01, 2018

sloppy stiggy

A Sloppy Stiggy is a blowjob post anal with amounts of spit that nearly clean the penis of poop residue

Dude I brought that chick home and she gave me a sloppy stiggy

by Magoo1235!* February 17, 2020

Sloppy Tuppy

Sloppy Joes served in Tupperware

That Sloppy Tuppy last night was real good

by GoatDaLlama June 02, 2022

Sloppy Trumpet

1 - A mishandling of important paperwork that negatively impacts the team.
2 - When you are going down on your man/woman/tran and they blow diarrhea on you.

Did you hear about Tina? Her sloppy trumpet is really making a mess of things.

by dougfischer July 23, 2015