smoked out of my salmon

A common term used to describe the experience of being heavily stoned.

"Man I'm fuckin smoked out of my salmon!"

by Jon 85 LK July 4, 2006

COLD SALMON (faj)

Someone who is fridgid and wont do anything with their bitch.

Faj, AKA... Derek Rempel

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 28, 2003

salmoned

The process of rebooting a server or edmunding but when the server does not come back up successfully

Damn it, I thought that edmunding that server would sort out the problems but I think I have salmoned it now

by mattywhi June 21, 2007

Salmoneus

An internet meme that misleads someone to a RuneScape Fansite which was made by a guy called Salmoneus

Tusho pulled a Salmoneus

by Exodiara January 11, 2009

Dog Salesman

A man dressed as a wizard, with many dogs on leads all around him. He can stop time in order to try and sell you a dog.

"Shit man, time has stopped for no apparent reason! what is going on?" *dog salesman appears with multiple dogs* "Would you like to purchase this dog young sir?" "why of course, are you doing a buy one get one tree special offer?" "why yes, i am... you can have this brown dog and a tree for only £3.99" "i'll take it!" *dog salesman disapears. Time Resumes*

by Earlobe manipulation expert. December 9, 2008

Salmoning

An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.

Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.

I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.

by High on Life August 1, 2008

salmon kebab

where the meat and salad from a doner kebab is inserted between a pair of freshly shaven female labia and eaten with a wooden fork (or plastic, but wood is more normal) - the kebab meat is often accompanied by mint and chili sauce..

i'm gonna serve you up and eat you like a salmon kebab, darling

by adam_is_not_my_real_name April 3, 2008