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Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.
I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.
by playedthedleif January 26, 2019
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savage salmon

Savage Salmon is when you accidentally pronounce Savage7 wrong, and it becomes Savage Salmon :)
by kpop_for_ever August 10, 2019
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pusey salmonella

what that fuckboi will give u
-did you hear she’s got pusey salmonella??
-yeah man!! 😍😍
by poo poo man 420 September 4, 2019
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purple salmon

When you slap someone so hard with a salmon they get bruises.
My dad gave me a purple salmon.
by German Bebe December 10, 2019
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The salmon salad

When you're balls deep in ya girl while your dick be soft and she asks her boyfriend to come out of the closet and join in while being soft as well.

It's like having salmon in a salad cause you can barely notice it's there my nigga. Just like ya girl can barely notice ya.
Dude I was fucking this shawty while my dick be swinging around soft and then her boyfriend joined in just as soft as me.

She received the salmon salad.
by the salmon sallad November 8, 2019
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Sexy Salmon

When you are having sex with the woman on top facing you and your child unexpectedly and suddenly enters the room causing the woman to leap forwards over you to a prone position like a salmon jumping a waterfall.
We really need a lock on that door, Cheryl did the sexy salmon last night
by LordKillington November 8, 2020
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King Salmon 8

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020
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