Act of Russian

Doing something stupid; an outrageous act of stupidity. Any video from Russia captured on a potato camera.

Person: So I was playing with fire and decided that wasn't dangerous enough. So I used a piece of glass as a hot plate and started boiling candle wax! The glass, not made for such heat, exploded sending red hot pieces of shrapnel glass and boiling wax, all over me!

Doctor: well, it seems you have accomplished your Act of Russian for the day.

by Hospitaltality February 8, 2015

Russian macaroni

1. a fatal stomach disease that causes ulcers, it's slang is "russian macaroni"

2. two homosexual men have intercourse through the anal passage. one man's penis ejaculates sperm into the anus. He then excretes urine into the same man's anus. The man who was ejaculated and peed into then poops out a light yellow, chunky mixture that looks somewhat of macaroni. You will never look at mac n cheese the same way again.

You may eat it if you'd like.

3. macaroni and cheese made in russia

1. "Oh no! I have russian macaroni!"
2. "Oh no! Maybe you got it from the russian macaroni you

had last night!"
3. "You don't understand! now we can't russian macaroni

every night anymore!"

by INVISIBOWL. April 15, 2011

Hairy Russian

Similar to the Abe Lincoln but instead of aplying the jizzum and pubes to the chin area you apply it to the forehead creating a unibrow like appearence.

Dude,while this guy was passed out I gave him a Hairy Russian.

by Quay and Justin October 29, 2003

russian popsicle

When a woman performs oral on you after you have had sex with her while she is on her period.

I got a Kelly to suck my russian popsicle.

by RevRob81 April 22, 2008

Russian Finger Bingo

A sex act where a woman shoves her finger up her mans ass, she leaves it there until he says Bingo.

"Wtf is going on next door, sounds like they're doing the Russian Finger Bingo...."

by phephemrca July 5, 2009

Bloody Russian

A bloody Russian is when your girlfriend / wife gets sick of your drunk ass & decides to piss in your vodka, adding a touch of period blood. Blame it on the Grenadine & cherries & make him a nice drink.

wife "Hi honey, had a hard day? Let me make you a nice cocktail."

husband "Yeah bitch, make yourself useful and make me a few."

wife "Sure thing sweety. Extra cherries? I call it a bloody Russian"

by taylor TWIGG January 27, 2009

Russian Butt Plug

The piece of poop that stays lodged in your rectum, is usualy at the end of the poop while the rest breaks off and falls away. Is often a hassle because it can increase wiping stage by 10 to 20 more wipes, depending on the severeness of the plug.

James blamed his being late to class on the russian butt plug he had to deal with after lunch.

by Double A's to the max September 25, 2011