roflated

To make somebody rofl

YOU JUST ROFLATED!!!!

by Rtzizzle March 2, 2010

Roll call before the pants fall

To check the amount of available toilet paper before deciding to begin a crap.

John: Be sure to have a roll call before the pants fall! This place has that cheap ass thin toilet paper.

by bobjoe6200 December 18, 2012

Roll Dumping

Its called a "rolling dump" when you take a shit in your car, and put it in newspaper/mcdonalds mapkins/mc flurry cup, whatever you have handy, then set it down under your car tire at a red light. When the light turns green, you win!

Credit to lampdev.

I had to shit so bad. Good thing I had an old newspaper. Roll dumping is the best

by amkra December 13, 2012

roll-over high

(n). A type of high you get in the morning because of how high you were the night before.

Person A: Dude, I got hella fucked up at that party last night.
Person B: I know man, I was there... You slapped Cindy's ass and she kicked you in the balls. Haha
Person A: At least I woke up with a hell of a roll-over high from the weed we smoked.

by Homer95 February 8, 2014

roflasm

Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.

"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."

by Rogaru March 8, 2014

Rellama

To return all llamas to the area in which they came from.

Gertrude does public service every week working to rellama the local park after terrorists dellama it

by Enomoto June 5, 2015

roeland

Roeland is the name of someone who's powerful. Either in words or in any physical language.

I wish my boyfriend was named Roeland...

by Dictionary poetry writer March 2, 2017