Rusty Rod

When you are giving it to your girl during shark week and she decides to pull it out and put it in her mouth.

Bro, I was slamming that tinder hoe last night and she totally gave me a rusty rod!

by Th3OriginalOn3 June 23, 2018

J-Rodding

The act of wearing tight pants and loose drawls, flaunting one’s package in a public environment.

“Look at that dude J-Rodding, it’s flying everywhere!”

by Zaphyr February 11, 2025

thunder rod

Having a massive cock hit an solid object. Sound of thunder can be heard eminating from the shaft.

Who’s that guy, oh that’s THUNDER ROD!!! Joshua Potter, 2018

by Thunder rod March 26, 2019

Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019

Pos rod

1. When a person is acting like a dick and a pussy at the same time.

2. When reacting douchy as fuck due to extreme embarrassment from pussying out on something he/she was cocky about.

After bragging all night about how he always wins the vagina shitting contest, he totally acted like a Pos Rod after he refused to compete.

by Mickies November 7, 2017

Avalanche Rod

A fishing rod found in the northern expedition.

I just got the Avalanche Rod!!

by Endermanxstar February 5, 2025

Rod Stewart Old

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.

Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.

by Dad is looking January 26, 2020