Meat puff

By way of expelling toxic pollution from ones anus

Geez did you smell that meat puff Jason just let go. Smells like a burning pigmy army.

by Beardedbumbloke August 6, 2015

pecker puff

A cock queef, or means of flatulating out of the dick hole, I.e urethra. Usually shortly after the removal of a catheter, I.e semen snake.

After a night of violent masturbation, Kent's poor excuse for a urine stream came to a halt, immediately followed by a soft, bubbly pecker puff.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

sweaty pufferfish

When you cum in a random girls pissflaps

I just did a sweaty pufferfish

by ZeRo_Cyberclone April 26, 2016

scrotum puff

The tiny little fuzz balls that's from your underwear and sticks to your nut sack after a long day. Not to be confused with from unda cheese.

Bro I had so many scrotum puffs on my balls today I could've made a cotton ball with it

by Speak_Eazy July 15, 2016

Vag Puff

In which you queef.

I totally just vag puffed.

by Quifabeth&Madicunt March 20, 2017

Turd puff

What you think is a turd, is rather nothing more than just a fart.

Damn Brittany, I thought I had to poop but it just ended up being a turd puff!

by Dmcgraw25 April 25, 2017

Sprinkle puff

A large man with the face of someone you don't want to fuck with but that has a graceful feminine side that will bake you a cake and crochet you a blanket. Usually has a sprinkle of salt and pepper in his hair.

Thank god we didn't mess with that Sprinkle Puff!

by Lindsey4615 July 2, 2017