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Spanish paddler

While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.

Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis

3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.

Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers!
by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017
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Mud Paddle

An abnormally large black penis
Barry’s mud paddle could do some major damage! Any girl getting that flopped out on them might run scared!
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rage peddler

noun.

1. A public personality who makes income by driving media traffic to them through peddling controversial content that prompts angry responses and divisive infighting of their viewership.

verb
gerund or present participle: rage peddling

2. The action of a person, website or group that uses internet traffic generated through rageclicks for the goal of making money.
1. “This person is a rage peddler. I’m not going to fund them by clicking into this article.”

2. “Last night’s political debate was less about the issues and just more rage peddling.”
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Puddles

(proper noun.) A name given to a female ejaculator.
Here cums Puddles!
by D'emon November 13, 2002
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Piddle

1) A word used instead of a swear.
2) A the secong part of the word Wazpiddle (Which also has the same deffinition
Guy: *Bangs his head* OW! PIDDLE! Not again.
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Ass Puddles

The wet mark your butt leaves after sitting on concrete after a running workout. (CC or Track)
After standing after stretching from Cross Country, the team looked with amazement at the ass puddles they had left on the concrete.
by rileyrulez69 September 25, 2010
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pudden

short for pudden-head (a stupid person); dull guy.
The students in the class are all puddens.
by uttam maharjan September 7, 2010
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