While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017
Get the Spanish paddler mug.An abnormally large black penis
Barry’s mud paddle could do some major damage! Any girl getting that flopped out on them might run scared!
by The J-Mann August 15, 2018
Get the Mud Paddle mug.Related Words
noun.
1. A public personality who makes income by driving media traffic to them through peddling controversial content that prompts angry responses and divisive infighting of their viewership.
verb
gerund or present participle: rage peddling
2. The action of a person, website or group that uses internet traffic generated through rageclicks for the goal of making money.
1. A public personality who makes income by driving media traffic to them through peddling controversial content that prompts angry responses and divisive infighting of their viewership.
verb
gerund or present participle: rage peddling
2. The action of a person, website or group that uses internet traffic generated through rageclicks for the goal of making money.
1. “This person is a rage peddler. I’m not going to fund them by clicking into this article.”
2. “Last night’s political debate was less about the issues and just more rage peddling.”
2. “Last night’s political debate was less about the issues and just more rage peddling.”
by AdxLib April 14, 2022
Get the rage peddler mug.
Get the Puddles mug.1) A word used instead of a swear.
2) A the secong part of the word Wazpiddle (Which also has the same deffinition
2) A the secong part of the word Wazpiddle (Which also has the same deffinition
by Wazpiddle, You know it's funny March 11, 2009
Get the Piddle mug.After standing after stretching from Cross Country, the team looked with amazement at the ass puddles they had left on the concrete.
by rileyrulez69 September 25, 2010
Get the Ass Puddles mug.by uttam maharjan September 7, 2010
Get the pudden mug.