<or pudwack> Similar to a jerkoff, but far more lame. One who is wack, a dick, and or pansy ass; more so than most people anyone knows. A fool, a person who should know better but stil doesn't somehow. The absolute essence wackin off embodies most actions of this person.
You Pudwack! Jerret is such a pudwack, he couldn't get laid in a morgue, with a hundred dollar bill hanging out of his fly.
To have a little more flesh on your frame than what's considered average. Normally soft loose skin and not in an excessive amount. A "cute" term for those extra love handles!
"She's merely pudgey after havin5 kids, I'm surprised!"
Dropkick crown prince of Denmark, destined to destroy the Danish royal family, and infamous for selecting Mary Donaldson, an infamous bogan gold-digger and "circuit girl" for his bride - to the consternation (and amusement) of the Crowned Heads of Europe.
The HastyPudding was in some haste to marry down - and is regretting it all now at his leisure!