couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.

Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

by looart January 4, 2020

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If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

by DuBois April 7, 2006

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pudding

Something so bad that it has to be replaced with pudding.

"That sex scene in Network was pudding."

by Jonathan Burrello December 12, 2009

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Cockroach Pudding

When a Person has sex with Cockroaches, and/or gets Creampied by a Cockroach.

Person 1: I had some cockroach pudding last night

Person 2: Fucking kill yourself

by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023

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Bitch Pudding

An Iconic character from Robot Chicken (on the network Adult Swim).

Quotes:

“Blam! You all get a taste of the Bitch Pudding!”

"This tastes like moose dick! I gotta go home; some asshole tried to kill me, so that asshole is gonna get my boot up his asshole."

"What's up, fucknuts? Damn, I haven't seen this much white hair since Steve Martin sucked Leslie Nielsen's dick - allegedly."

"One more lie outta that shit-nozzle you call a mouth, and I'll leave a boot print in your front butt!"

"Maybe because he was emptying his bingo balls into your fat-ass wife's cigar cutter, you quibbling bowl of pickle dicks!"

Your mouth is worse than Bitch Pudding.

You dress like Bitch Pudding.

by JessimoRW January 30, 2024

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