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by BOYCOTT CHINA September 18, 2022
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Poser is a person in their 20s or under who dresses so much like a skater that their outfit screams to people that they skateboard yet they don’t even have a skateboard or have one but doesn’t know how to use one but brings it with them but doesn’t use it. Posers may hold their Trucks or do Mongo Pushing and brag about their fake grindings from their skateboard and that they’re so good at skateboarding, Until someone asks them to do an Ollie and ends up getting injured causing themselves to be embarassed and everyone calling them “Posers”
Kid: Hey! Do a Kickflip!
Poser: Oh Uh Okay… “Attempts an Ollie and falls”
Kid: Do you even SKATE mister?
Poser: Um of course I do, I’ve been skating for years!
Kid: Then how did you fail trying an Ollie??
Poser: Look… I’m just aaaaa burnt out okay.
Kid: Okay then, Poser!
by 8408 :D October 8, 2022
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Typically and Ass Man.
Often times a Tess.
Damn that poser drinking beer at work.
by dickbutt_6969 January 19, 2022
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Maggie poses..so maggie is a poser
by anonymous May 26, 2022
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by oriscooler May 31, 2022
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Someone who pretend to be or to know something, (especially in music or sports), just to seem cool or to feel appreciated.
P: hey look at my new shirt! I looove Nirvana!
L: nice, i love em too! What’s your favorite song?
P: oh it’s smells like teen spirit, it’s so heavy!
L: ehh, do you know another songs?
P: hmmm, idk, I just love smells like teen spirit.
L: oh, so you’re a poser..
by SlipMaggot June 5, 2022
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the poopoo poser shat said i cant play on my ps5. An absolute faeces faker, a suspicious shit if you will.
by your mom is hot >:) December 6, 2021
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