running into phone pole

This is what happens when you are running and you don't look out ahead, then you run into a damn phone pole, punch it with a fist, and fall on your behind!

Steve was running fast, until all of a sudden when he went running into phone pole!

running into phone pole by LongDistanceRunner October 11, 2009

Short distance pole vaulting 

Sexual intercourse

Did you go Short distance pole vaulting last night mate

Short distance pole vaulting by Tonys June 2, 2014

The North Pole

AKA "The Pole" The far north side of Chicago, The part of the north side that is less safe and has more crime and poverty and often referred to in Chicago drill rap lyrics.

North Pole neighborhoods: Rogers Park, West Rogers Park, West Ridge, Edgewater, Uptown, and Lincoln Square.

"I’m from the North Pole where it’s cold."

The North Pole by $horty Guapo August 21, 2020

to stick the concrete to the pole 

To brag about doing something and subsequently failing to do it, mostly when the task is very easy.
-When internet entertainer tried to stick a chair to a pole in a game and only managed to shoot the concrete under the chair.

Guy 1: "Watch me jump that fence." (he tried and failed)

Guy2: " Way to stick the concrete to the pole, jackass."

to stick the concrete to the pole by Thanatophagous July 20, 2010

arse pole 

A clever term invented by myself and a friend during an extremely uninteresting French lesson at our bleak little school (Granville Community School in the heart of Woodville). It is the phonetic equivilent of arsehole, but is someone with 1) A big fat cock up their arse, 2) A lampost or something of equal size up their arsehole.

Wow, Josh Khan! You're a stoner AND an Arse Pole!

arse pole by francesca November 26, 2004

Movie Pole

Having sex during a movie.

Let's have a little movie pole after Skywalker gets his hand lopped off.

Movie Pole by womacksmack October 23, 2005

north pole sex 

Dipping ones balls in a bucket of ice until they are blue. Then putting an ice cube in the vagina and having sex until it melts.

Susan and I had the best north pole sex ever last night. it was so cold but so worth it

north pole sex by boom for jorden November 7, 2013