poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

Pole on Location

The sophisticated version of planking often involving pole moves on random locations.

Can involve holding ones own body weight in particular pole dancing moves

"Hey, I'm going to go out and do some pole on location"

"Did you see my pole on location?"

by Pole dancer June 29, 2012

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Flag Pole

Your partner grips the bed headboard whilst you lift her legs up in the air wheelbarrow style and go to town on that shi until she screams "fly my like a flagpole!"

When she grabbed the bed headboard i just had to hit the Flag Pole on her

by NigNut97 May 30, 2025

olympic flag pole

When the male is on his back full erection and the female does a front flip onto him landing flawlessly on his Weiner

Man my dick hurts, she failed doing the Olympic flag pole

by Str8up8up1 April 6, 2021

Pole Smoker

Someone who sucks dick. Slobs the knob, tonsil tickler.

Joey Villarreal is a pole Smoker.

by Joeysucksfleshcigars March 10, 2018

swing on pole

To play around on a pole and swing is showing a dirty mind set , saying your single and ready to mingle

I like to swing on poles

Hey look at that pole over there I'm going to go swing on it

by Swing on pole May 16, 2017