Pokemon

A game series where 10 year olds shove monsters into tiny balls and make them kill eachother for sport.

Mum: Dennis! What the hell are you doing?
Dennis: Im trying to get this dog into this Pokéball!
Mum: this isn't pokemon! It's real life!

by Sornock May 3, 2023

Pokémon Scarlet and Violet

The glitchiest Pokémon games ever.

Person 1: Hey! Try out this trick in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet!
Person 2: OK…
Person 2: *falls through world*

by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023

Pokemon go

Mario run

pokemon go Mario run

by gqabes May 23, 2023

Pokemon Chase

When you are trying to catch a pokémon for hours and it just keeps running away.

“Hey did you catch that mew yet?” “Nah bro, I’ve been on a pokemon chase forever.”

by DiaperSissy#1 May 26, 2023

Pokémon

A Pokémon is a beautiful girl with lots of potential - potential being that she has a nice body and sexy and small in size

Bro you had better come to the party there’s a lot of Pokémon’s here.
I’ll be right over , gotta catch ‘em all right

by Submersible G June 22, 2023

Pokémon Go Thailand Edition

This is like the Game but instead you go looking for some fine looking Asian Street Meat.

Do you play Pokémon Go? Oh yes I especially enjoy the Pokémon Go Thailand edition.

by Billy Ball Sack July 1, 2023

Pokemon Unite

The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle

Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.

Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)

me: I love playing Pokemon Unite, my jungle just got stolen! This 10m is gonna be so much fun

by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023