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the reverse pirate

When your getting a blow job, you punch the girl in the eye, and cum on her knee.
by kaboomer landers November 2, 2003
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Pirate Ship

A sexual act in where a woman squats over a mans face and rocks her genitalia and anus back and forth in a pirate ship ride motion.
Yo last night my missus gave me a pirate ship. Her pussy and arrrrse juices covered my face and it tasted damn good!!
by Richie De Bauchery December 29, 2010
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Pirate on the hairship

When a person (usually a man) has something in his mustache (usually food)See also bat in the cave, donkey in the canyon, and nuget in the mine.
oddly enough no one told the key note speaker that he had a pirate on the hairship before he took the mic.
by Chad S January 20, 2004
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Protein Pump

- A kind of protein that is capable of pumping out compounds that could pose a threat to the ones close to you. Your girlfriend, significant other, Sister, Mother, Mother in-law, and yes your Grandma too.

- Swallowing a bit of this super human sperm will give you super power to get jacked fibras, scientist have compare this sperm to celltech, they say they are almost the same.

- Drinking sperm of PP its illegal in pro-competitions.

- Most know member of insatiable sexual creatures of bodybuilding.com

-The penor, a bacterial protein complex that repels a wide range of antibiotics through its ability to capture and pump out a spectrum of structurally diverse compounds would be the active, while using a decoy to attract the prey.
1. Sluuug: What supplements are you taking?
Jacked-mofo: I am taking dat der Protein Pump.

2. Grandma, are you going out tonight?
Yes, i am going into a wild adventure with PP

3. I fk anything that moves
by RMV January 6, 2009
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Pirate hook

A penis with a curvature of more than 60 degress.
Chase's penis is so curved when his girlfriend saw it she said, "Aurg, ye got a pirate hook."
by Mo-lester August 8, 2015
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mung pirate

one who sell/trade mung for candy or various drugs(crak,tweak,H, Ebombs)
I bartered with a mung pirate, I gave him pixie sticks.
by turboshef April 28, 2006
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anal pirate

Someone who steals your virginity via. anal sex. Often performed by horny guys who like shit.
Wes is such an anal pirate.
Take it out of my ass anal pirate.
by Cobra, Magnum, Jerms September 17, 2005
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