Pineapple

To engage in a passionate dance of tongues amidst the tropical heat.

"After the passionate pineapple dance on the beach, they couldn't stop giggling."

by smartmort12345 September 11, 2024

Pineapple

Why the fuck are you searching up the meaning of pineapple you dumb fuck

pen pineapple apple pen

by driftyboiz July 7, 2019

Pineapple

Slang for a swinger event

Are you going to the pineapple party?

by Pineapple Peter April 10, 2022

Pineapple

You were looking for Pinapple, but you know how to spell

I'm honestly here just to make it easier for you. You already know what a Pineapple is

by Kahooker April 27, 2020

Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

Pineapple

A common code name that teenage girls use to talk about their crush when they don’t want other people knowing who that person is.

Girl 1: “Omg look over there it’s Pineapple”
Girl 2: “Stop omg he’s gonna notice we are starting at him
Girl 1: “Omg he’s totally starting at you right now”
Girl 2: “Oh shit do I look good”
Girl 1: “You look stunning don’t worry”

by EH.star.33 May 26, 2023

Slippery Pineapple

The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.

"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "

by Nanyate2213 March 7, 2020