Peter Hat

Slang term for a condom

Bill, make sure you put on your Peter Hat before you have sex with that hog, you never know what disease you might catch.

by super dave December 09, 2014

peter sweeny

Peter Sweeny is a man described by many as a Stewart Little esk with a hint of faggotry. He is a man who enjoys the hobby of chugging cock and cum guzzling. He takes a hourly 6.9 cocks, and has a Guinness world record for taking the fattest chode in the world, orally.

Oh my god, she took that cock like a Peter Sweeny.

by Johnny Simps January 31, 2020

peter pants

A young lady or lad that has peed their pants.

"Is your name peter pants? Lo"

by Cutt butt killer May 22, 2019

Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation

Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)

by Lusty Kitti February 04, 2006

peter belly

The name given to the protruding ponch on a woman who has taken too much peter in her life.

"Look at the peter belly on her!"

by Jeckel February 08, 2007

centimeter peter

The word centimeter peter comes from Scotland where a young boy name Peter was jacking off. He realized that his penis was really small so he came up with a nick name for his penis. He wanted it to rhyme with his first name. Hence the name Centimeter Peter.

Brad you have a centimeter peter.

by Bradley Mayhue November 12, 2007

peter eskeeter

noun • See lumber liquidator

Marissa: Hey Josh, heard this crazy story about this voluptuous peter eskeeter named Seewagen - she chopped off her husbands dick, threw it in the woods, he sewed it back on, and then she chopped it off again. Feminism, huh?

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 29, 2019