peter hawking

The act of staring at a man's dick usually being another man looking in the general direction of said dick

Where you just Peter hawking me bro?

by madddmax September 10, 2015

Peter-perfect

Derogatory term to describe some-one who believes he is perfect in all ways.

Your sisters'new boy-frend is a right Peter-perfect Nigel.

by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006

peter braun

Very popular in mvms because of how nice he is. He is a asshole most of the time though and thinks he’s tough he’s mad skinny and is only good at sports cause his father forced him.

Peter Braun

by Dumbass2004 July 4, 2019

Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation

Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)

by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006

peter belly

The name given to the protruding ponch on a woman who has taken too much peter in her life.

"Look at the peter belly on her!"

by Jeckel February 10, 2007

centimeter peter

The word centimeter peter comes from Scotland where a young boy name Peter was jacking off. He realized that his penis was really small so he came up with a nick name for his penis. He wanted it to rhyme with his first name. Hence the name Centimeter Peter.

Brad you have a centimeter peter.

by Bradley Mayhue December 8, 2007

Peter Dasilva

A Peter Dasilva is a fat fucking cunt that likes to suck Nico Hubbells penis and lost their virginity to their sister (Alyson Dasilva). They also eat chocolate every millisecond.

Fuck you, you Peter Dasilva looking ass birch nigger.

by Hxxven September 17, 2019