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parking the squid

Attempting to perform penetration with a flaccid penis.
Mark: Hi Boris, how did you go with that Tramp last night?

Boris: No good, wasted and I was just parking the squid.
by BorisDaYabby January 15, 2016
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pornstar parking

you park so close to the front door of the club you can run to your car naked
PornStar Parking!! Bring on the Margarita's!!
by country mike aka lk2play September 22, 2006
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Parking lot Gimpin

The act of being a wanna-be pimp and a fake ass ghetto faggot, who thinks they've got game and spits the most worthless ignorant shit at your girl in the parking lot when your leaving the club. There is no such thing as parkin lot pimpin....only parkin lot gimpin.
yeah boy, i'm a be outside parking lot gimpin boy, i love this shit. "Wassup baby, where you goin tonight? Hey I'm just tryin to holla a little. you wanna sip of my hennessy? Hey, gimps need love too...god i hate myself!"
by robstheman March 13, 2007
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Linkin Parkinson's Disease

A condition in which one suffers from overwhelming body spasms, the constant metamorphosis of hair on ones head, tourettes-like yelling and random changing of your vocal characteristics
Billy: did you see Tom at the ITunes festival yesterday? He looked crazy, what was wrong with him?

Jake: he was suffering from an insane case of Linkin Parkinson's Disease.
by Theshadowoftheday August 21, 2011
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perping

Perping to mix mash brands or articles of clothing that technically don’t belong together. As used in the nineties, in the north/Midwest
You’re wearing Adidas track pants and Nike flip flop, you’re perping.
by Rillah dot July 17, 2019
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Darius Perkins

P-I-M-P from Smoketown a.k.a Silsbee Texas
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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Peking Tom

A Caucasian man solely attracted to Asians. See Rice Queen
Dave is a Peking Tom; he'd rather fuck an ugly Filipino than a Norwegian supermodel.
by Deadly Girl December 30, 2003
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