Newton-Peter

A unit of torque -- the amount of torque applied by Newton at a distance of Peter's height.

Dude how many newton-peters does that Tesla push out?

by stoddcast January 22, 2020

peter braun

Very popular in mvms because of how nice he is. He is a asshole most of the time though and thinks he’s tough he’s mad skinny and is only good at sports cause his father forced him.

Peter Braun

by Dumbass2004 July 4, 2019

Peter-perfect

Derogatory term to describe some-one who believes he is perfect in all ways.

Your sisters'new boy-frend is a right Peter-perfect Nigel.

by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006

Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation

Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)

by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006

peter belly

The name given to the protruding ponch on a woman who has taken too much peter in her life.

"Look at the peter belly on her!"

by Jeckel February 10, 2007

centimeter peter

The word centimeter peter comes from Scotland where a young boy name Peter was jacking off. He realized that his penis was really small so he came up with a nick name for his penis. He wanted it to rhyme with his first name. Hence the name Centimeter Peter.

Brad you have a centimeter peter.

by Bradley Mayhue December 8, 2007

Darlington Peters

Darlington Peters is usually where an experience occurs, within a laundry normally. Soon as this happens, it is usually an experience where a young man normally of black descent falls for a girl of South Asian ethnicity.

This usually leads to a series of comments on Facebook pictures, where the young black man tries to 'pull-in' the young South-Asian girl. Normally through methods such as compliments and flirting. Sometimes even by the use of slang by the young black man, to convey the 'rudeboy' attitude and hence trying to impress the girl.

An example would be a convo between to random people:

Asif: Hey how did your washing get on the other day?
Aisha: Awww you're so sweet for asking, well it was really a Darlington Peters experience.

Asif: Oh =/, hope you gave him the "Ahh thanks :)" to show him you're not keen.
Aisha: Haha totally :D
Asif: I hope I never encounter the Darlington Peter experience ;)

by Metal Pita January 2, 2011