Parker is an athletic boy/man who is a nice boyfriend when you are getting to know him then you will somehow figure out that he cheated on you with an older girl but will not say anything until you point it out
Parker cheated on you
by •queen• August 20, 2019

An amazing person, who is a joy to be with. He’s very sheltered and has a lot to learn. He can be difficult to work with at some points, but just being with him is worth it in the end. He is super smart, but will deny any good thing you say about him. He will try to work out his problems all by himself and even though he’s sheltered he has a horny side just like every male. You need to be careful with him. He will gain feelings so fast and it will be so hard for him to get over his feelings. Make sure to treat him well and love him when you have him.
by Urmomhouse November 12, 2019

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

by dragontu71 February 23, 2022

Dumb and total simp
by Boy72 November 24, 2021

To excitedly chug an alcoholic drink holding it with both hands; inspired by the two year old Parker chugging and yelling “MORE MILKKKKKK!!!”
by anonymous December 5, 2020

A quirky guy who is very nice and weird. Most girls just want to be his friend. He is also that one guy who screams like a girl getting a new phone.
Person 1: Have you seen Parker?
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.
by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019
