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the 69 paradox

the 69 paradox is the philosophical concept defined by the powerhouse philosopher Sealeft. It is derived from the idea of the sex act in which participants are able to stimulate orally simultaneously. The way of breaking the cycle is through orgasm, providing a means to an end, however since it is impossible to cum at the same time there is an imbalance in this chain. The concept makes this applicable to philosophical paradoxes which are technically breakable, but very unlikely, with the more common outcome in attempt most likely creating imbalance.
the 69 paradox was implimented in "the chicken and the egg" problem, breaking this cycle likely through imbalance rather than a direct freeing from the cycle at once.
by boi_genius December 20, 2017
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cheeseburger in paradise

A restaurant slowly making it up in the North. Its owned by OSI Restaurants with a partial ownership of Jimmy Buffet. It has live entertainment and its supposed to put you in paradise which it doesnt at all. The food is good but can be pricey! $3.75 for a milkshake! Fuck that! The management who runs it are retarded and dont know how to manage a restaurant at all.

You can be 19 and become a manager within 3 months after opening.
The cheeseburger in paradise is good but management sucks at their job.
by Donnie xzibit 2 November 21, 2006
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Genius Failure Paradox

Basically a common social disorder in which a person (most likely male) is extremely detatched from the rest of society, due to their beliefs that they are smarter/richer/genrally better than everybody else. They tend to be detatched because they feel that getting help and in
some extreme cases even talking to somebody with less assets than them is below them. People with GPF tend to live
very lonely lives. See hubris, loser.
Ted Kaszinski (the UNABOMBER) is one noted
example of someone with GPF.
by BFinjected September 4, 2005
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Anal Fhloston Paradise

The post blumpkin cleaning. This is where the woman performing the blumpkin generously uses her hair to clean the anus of the male. It is a dangerous art and is only to be used by an experienced women with a luscious head of hair.
When BBM was done performing Tank's blumpkin it was time for clean-up with an Anal Fhloston Paradise.

You have great hair how about a blumpkin? Maybe after you can follow with the old Anal Fhloston Paradise.
by Mills Mom's Muffins April 19, 2008
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ParaDew

A meme streamer who makes the same jokes everyday
Person 1: "Hey ParaDew" is live! Person 2: "HOOO LEEE I can't wait to sayJoel!"
by CEO of ParaCells November 24, 2022
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Paradise PD

One of the worst show ever made. It’s so fucking unfunny. It is painful to watch. Hell is Paradise PD on eternal loop. Death is a preferable option than watching Paradise PD. I think their “fanbase” is either a elaborate joke or masochists who want pain inflicted on them. It’s abysmal times 1 million. If god existed, he would have not let this show exist so there wouldn’t be this shitty ass show.
*Paradise PD turns on*
Any reasonable human being: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! TURN IT OFF!!!!!!
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 25, 2022
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Fanboy Paradox

How the biggest fans of things such as video games/movies are generally the biggest critics.

(Usually seen lurking around review websites engaging in verbal combat)
Game Developer: Here's a new game!

FanboyFred: This is so awesome! I can't wait to get this! (Pre-orders)

*3 months later*
FanboyFred: This game is broken! Who would want this?

GamerGuy360: Fred, this Fanboy Paradox has me concerned...
by gamerguy360 December 16, 2011
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