Put a bonnet on it!

A indie way to say, "Wear a condom."

Nick M: Put a bonnet on it!
Ryan: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

by THE Young Vein August 27, 2010

Put Your Purse Down

a saying used to tell a man to put down his womenliness and let his testosterone conquer the large amount of estrogen that he has. in other words, man up and stop being such a wimp

Thomas: dude, im so scared that shes gonna reject me.
Michael: gosh thomas, put your purse down and go freakin ask her out.

Life would be ten times better if everyone would just put their purses down.

I feel like such a man since i put my purse down.

by band_nerd_15 February 20, 2011

Put 'em up

A phrase uttered by the beast know as dylanious laverneous. Meant as a mating call, or just some form of ear rape. The creature will also violently rub it's nipples with sandpaper whilst saying the phrase. Children ages 12 - 13 speak this phrase to mock the beast.

dylanious laverneous: Put 'em up! *rubs nipples*
Gabe and Brian: STFU.
dylanious laverneous: *cries whilst continuing to rub nipples*

by G The Shadow June 12, 2011

Put yourself about

Make Yourself useful, when someone is trying too hard, or not trying hard enough - they should be instructed to put yourself about.

'mate are you still talking to that girl? #putyourselfabout'

or

'mate you still haven't spoken to that girl? put yourself about!"

by heroart April 17, 2012

put some clothes on and GET OUT

When you find someone naked in a bed that shouldn't be there.

Or more recently said to mean "go away"/ "get out of my house". Whether the person is naked or not!

Walk in to find two of your friends getting it on in your bed in a party. "Put some clothes on and GET OUT!"

Or, you have a buddy round and and you can't deal with them whining anymore. "Man, please, put some clothes on and get out"

by Phazting May 22, 2014

put it on plastic

Paying for a good or service with a credit or debit card, which is of course made of plastic. By contrast, cash is made of paper.

"How do you want to pay for this banana muffin?"
"I'll put it on plastic, thanks."

by TheBattlePope June 2, 2016

Put your pickle back in the jar

When someone tells you to put one's pickle back in the jar, they are telling you to stop jerking off or having sex.

Mom: Eric? What are you doing?
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)

by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019