A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak July 25, 2008
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by asianfasian April 18, 2022
Get the peanut gallery bath mug.this word derived at the science academy of south texas by one of our world geogrophy teachers. the teacher handed out a study sheet and there was a typo thats was suppoesed to say "what is a peanut?" but instead it said "what the peanut?"
the teacher messed up cause he is an old dumn ass
the teacher messed up cause he is an old dumn ass
by peanutpeanut December 5, 2006
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"Yay a new member in our social group!!" *breaks out celebratory peanuts*
"Yay a new friend on my profile!!"
*breaks out celebratory peanuts*
"Yay a new friend on my profile!!"
*breaks out celebratory peanuts*
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Get the Mr. Peanut mug.A sex position in which a male is fucking one girl uo the ass when another male smears peanut butter around his reproductive organ and the girl then must lick it off, not being able to use her hands. After words, the females vaginal and anal openings would be occupied by the male.
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