Perfect ten.

Noun (pur-fect-ten)
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.

1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.

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Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.

Female 1; Hey, you know bob? I kinda like him but he's not a perfect ten. He's more of a 5 MAYBE.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.

by Batterybob April 25, 2021

Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.

by Macfac January 25, 2019

dropping ten pennies

The act of spreading false information, gossip, rumors, and bullshit to defame a person’s character.

Aunt Shirley is going around dropping ten pennies on her nephew to try to smear his good name.

by King Krilla September 23, 2022

Chick-ten

A very beautiful girl with good breasts and is a 10/10

Bro1”Yo you see that chick-ten over there” bro2 “oh yea I do dibs”

by Microsoft12 June 9, 2019

ten digits

Describing someone whose phone number isn’t saved as a contact in your phone.

Friend: how are things going with that guy you’re texting?

Me: he still only ten digits

by Kekefifi223 June 13, 2022

Ten-Foot High Club

When you jack off in a commercial aircraft while it is still on the ground

Person 1: Bro, I just joined the Ten-Foot High Club!

Person 2: No way bro, that's awesome!

by east.68 December 8, 2023

Easter Ten

The ten pounds you gain on Easter from eating all the foods you gave up for Lent (and haven't been able to eat for weeks!) Usually get by eating overexcessive amounts of fatty foods.

Tom: Dude, I gained the Easter Ten!
Jerry: I know! If I gave up ice cream for Lent, I would definently eat 3 cartons on Easter too.

by NOWFATTY April 12, 2009