Auberons mom

dead

Auberons mom is dead

by i like hariy balls July 18, 2021

mom smasher

It's when you hit resume on someone else's xbox. The guy that dates single moms.

That guy goes out with all the single moms. He is such a mom smasher.

by BigSteve February 4, 2014

Soccer Mom

Upper-middle class caucaisian north american women. They drive large gas guzzling SUVs and think that their kids are better than anything in the universe and won't make any mistake. ever.
they are the reason nobody can have fun anymore because of safety regulations and why everyone is super insecure. they are often passive agressive and have a hard time saying no or discipling their childeren this results in their children having no self esteem.

We MUST destroy all soccer moms

Sheryll is a soccer mom, look at her new Chevy Suburban and her kids Brenden and Preston.

by BoredWhiteGuy February 1, 2016

Alan's Momming

The action of licking somebody or something from bottom to top, or head to toe.

Bro, that kid over there is totally Alan's Momming that plate

by iwanttohavesexwithyourvagina October 3, 2018

lansing's mom

A mother with incredible vaginal fortitude.

That MILF is a real Lansing's mom.

by Rustie Shackleford June 5, 2011

Your mom

Someone who's gay

Your mom? She gay.

by hﾠﾠ June 6, 2018

mom water

Spiked seltzer, such as White Claw.

The yang to the yin that is dad water (beer).

Who took all the mom waters? I'm keto.

by th415 March 23, 2019